Things that make you go UGH!

Wha's up home girls?!

Ok, I committed what is for me a cardinal sin...I went to buy new clothes which, of course means I hafta try them on. UGH!!!!

I came home depressed and more than willing to go play in traffic. And of course, in keeping with my more than lousy luck, there were no SUV's to play dodge-ball with.

Lord have mercy on me. When did I acquire sooooo much blubber? Maybe the pants were faulty? Maybe the seemstress who sewed that particular pair of jeans was either severly intoxicated or was just having a bad day. At any rate I came home wanting to stick my head in a bucket of used cat litter. My sweet husband, of course, tried to console me, bless that man. He actually said to me " honey, are you telling me you have gained weight?"  I love that man! I have crafted a letter to the Pope asking for Sainthood for my true love. I'll keep you posted on that one.

Back to the defective jeans...

If I knew who inspector 12 was, I would ask for HIS head on a platter or at the very least, he should have to wear briefs 16 sizes too small and see how he likes it.

In the meantime, I shall study the eating habits of a sparrrow. (usually only spelled with 2 R's)

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