Female vs Male

I had a very funny talk today with my stepson (16).  My stepson was telling me why it is much harder to have male plumbing than female body parts. This turned into a very funny conversation, as you might imagine. The ghist of the entire conversation came down to....does size matter and can you hide it? Doesn't it always come down to that?

My stepson swears that it hurts more to be hit in the privates if you are guy than a girl. Yes, I concede, it does appear that way. However, it's not a walk in the park to be punched in the chest as a woman, either! I asked him to come up with one reason that it is better to be male than female. Drumroll please.....The answer is very 16 - Because if you are a woman and have small breasts, you cannot hide them easily, however, if you are a dude with a small package, you can hide it as long as you want.

How great is that? I mean, as a woman, I'd come up with something a little more practical - Like the fact that men can pee anywhere without worrying about toilet paper - and a large package can't make you look fat!

Have you had any great conversations with a teen lately?